butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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