I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Watching her eat just hurts me
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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