i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
FUCK WHALES
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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