Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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