Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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