Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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