If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
