You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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