What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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