Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am available for nakedness
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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