do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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