We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
