I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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