You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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