when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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