I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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