So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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