He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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