so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm too high and old for this...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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