found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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