Tell her she can't have a vagina
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sext me about skeletons
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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