talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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