It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
When are your genitals available?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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