Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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