You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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