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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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