I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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