I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm too high and old for this...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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