And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
