This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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