We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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