She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sorry about my life...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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