I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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