It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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