U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
