I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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