I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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