absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
3 2 1 whiskey
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
