The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
dude. I can hear the air.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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