ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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