nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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