We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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