so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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