And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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