it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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