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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
