where does the pee come out of this thing
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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