What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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