How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
