I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
do nipples grow back?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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