babies were throwing up all over the place
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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