Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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